I don't have a picture to go along with this one so your imagination will have to be your guide. I am the first to say that we have a crazy kid who is borderline really naughty. Let me tell you about church yesterday.

Elaine refused to sit through any part of sacrament meeting. We used to get about a half hour out of her but the last few weeks we are lucky if she will stay for more than 10 minutes. I know some of you are now questioning our parenting but to you I say if you can do better please try. Then we will talk. Finally, it is time for nursery. Our haven of free babysitting. How much we love those two hours a week were someone else is in charge. Everything went fine until about 20 before church was about to end. The nursery leader came and found me and luckily was laughing. Elaine apparently decided snack time should double as time for a water fight. She started by pouring water on her own head and then turned to the little boy next to her and poured the remainder on him. Poor Matthew. Everyone was fine just a little damp. She then went around the table and sampled gold fish from every kids pile. This was not appreciated by the other children. Her final act: removing her diaper! Oh yes! It was wet so she just took it off and handed it over to the person in charge. Apparently she had no more use for it. At this point church was moments from over so Elaine was delivered to me bare bottomed and ready to go. I think any mischief she caused was forgiven when she said goodbye and thank you to her nursery leader without any coaching.